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"Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed."

- Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via introspectivepoet)

(via thatawkwardlibrarian)

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

(via joshpeck)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry, via thatawkwardlibrarian)

erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

(via braydaaan)

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: cumdurnp, via hotboyproblems)

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

(Source: sandandglass, via thatawkwardlibrarian)

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