"Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed."
- Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via introspectivepoet)
do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
(Source: sorry, via thatawkwardlibrarian)
You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
(Source: sandandglass, via thatawkwardlibrarian)